chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via bmilkman)


"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

The New and Improved SAT

newyorker:

In light of the College Board’s recent changes to the SAT, some humorous alternative vocabulary questions: http://nyr.kr/RpVqeO

Directions: Match the italicized slanty word or phrase with its meaning.

1. Mike, like, likes Emily, but not like that. The best meaning of “like” is:

a) you know
b) um
c) similar to
d) derives pleasure from
e) lolz

(via asunkee)

When my self portrait didn’t come out quite right


Yes, girl

Yes, girl

Yes, girl
curvyybetch:

fleximus-maximus:

Hahaha

Lost
curvyybetch:

fleximus-maximus:

Hahaha

Lost
curvyybetch:

fleximus-maximus:

Hahaha

Lost
curvyybetch:

fleximus-maximus:

Hahaha

Lost

weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

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